Need Treat FR, Tank Top | Cotton Base - Black, White, Pink, Heather
M / Black
$30.00
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Need Treat FR, Tank Top | Cotton Base - Black, White, Pink, Heather
$30.00
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Did they stutter? No. No, they did not. Why haven't you given the treat yet?
If your dog has perfected the art of the grumpy stare-down, this tank is their new summer fit. Featuring a disgruntled Shiba-style face and the only text that matters, "I need a treat FR". This tee is for dogs who are tired of performing tricks. What they really want is the whole bag. It’s loud, it’s honest, and it’s peak energy.
Trust the Tape, Not the Tag. (a perfect example of Industry sizing being notoriously inconsistent)
We’ve conservatively re-calculated and relabeled these sizes for your peace of mind. So here's our more realistic breakdown...
| Yap'n Sass Size | Vendor Tag | Flat Chest Width | Chest Circumference | Est. Weight Range | The "Fit" Vibe |
| XS Mini | M | 7.25" | 14.5" | 4 – 9 lbs | Relaxed on 4-5 lbs; Tailored on 7-9 lbs. |
| Small Icon | L | 8.25" | 16.5" | 10 – 13 lbs | The "Sweet Spot" for standard toy breeds. |
| Medium Boss | XL | 9.0" | 18" | 14 – 18 lbs | For sturdier icons and "broad-chested" legends. |
- The 4lb Icon Note: For our truly tiny fans (under 5 lbs), the XS Mini will likely be a baggy fit.
- Broad-Chested: For our Pug, Frenchie, or other deep chested friends, we recommend moving up a size to ensure they can strut comfortably.
- Hard Cut-off: These tanks are strictly for the vertically challenged. If your pup’s chest is over 18 inches or they weigh more than 18 lbs, they’ve officially outgrown the sass of this specific collection. Sorry!